THE DEPARTMENT OF EVERYTHING IS FINEEST. PENDINGOFFICE HOURS9:00–9:05
The Department of
Everything Is Fine
Est. Pending

Privacy notice

For the people who receive our letters. Buyers' details are handled by Etsy under its own policy.

Who we are

The Department of Everything Is Fine is the trading name of a small UK maker of novelty gifts, sold through the Etsy shop DeptOfEverythingFine. Contact: stop@departmentofeverythingisfine.com.

What we hold

Your name and postal address, given to us by the person who bought this subscription as a gift, and, if they chose to give it, their first name to print as the sender.

Why

Only to print and post the letters of this gift subscription (our legitimate interest in delivering a gift someone bought for you). We never sell it, share it for marketing, or use it for anything else. Letters are printed and posted by our mailing service, which handles your address only to do that.

How long

Until the last letter of the subscription is posted, then deleted within 30 days. If you ask us to stop, we stop at once; we then keep only a record that letters must never be sent to this address again, so we can honour your request.

Your rights

You may object to this use at any time (reply STOP), and ask what we hold, for a correction or for deletion. You may also complain to the UK Information Commissioner's Office (ico.org.uk).

This website

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